Little and Large, oh god......You have to wonder how some of those duos in the 70's and 80's ever made it.
Surely you mean unfunny and large? - or was that little and unfunny? Or maybe just unfunny and unfunny... Now that's funny!
You are obviously unfamiliar with the current status of the West Pier in Brighton Darren. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Pier Even worse than your suggestion. But at least you wouldn't get heckled!!
Looking at little smoke damaged Pete - probably will buff out - a lick of paint and you'd never know!