Just for Show A drink to

[Ivar Dahl-Larsen]

a myopic half Scotsman who obviously hasn't been to the optician lately. A drink we Vikings really appreciate.

 

[Brian Moore]

Note the horns!

Skål Ivar!

 

[Ivar Dahl-Larsen]

Note the horns!

Skål Ivar!

Skål to you too Brian. I knew you'd notice the horns, but the label Produce of Denmark, went unnoticed I see. The Danish Vikings had no horns really, just the ones out of Hollywood where the drawing is made just in order to look more fearless. The norsemen who had horns elsewhere beat them all the time.

 

[Brian Moore]

but the label Produce of Denmark, went unnoticed I see

Beg to differ, my Norse friend. Country of origin was noticed, just not commented upon. Why not,...? Because horns are horns and Vikings are Vikings. Horns = Vikings, and Vikings = Horns. It is that simple. Everyone knows that Vikings have horns, even the myopic among us, and it is also crystal clear from the label that the Danes see no difference between the various kinds of Vikings; they have horns!

 

[Pete Askew]

And note the hand safely behind the cutting edge!

 

[Ivar Dahl-Larsen]

Yes, and we made better use of our horns by drinking from them as here, not on our helmets.