ARE YOU INSURED FOR SEX?

Darren Turner

XProPhotographer
Make sure you get the Correct Insurance for the sex you are having.

Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:

Sex with your wife - Legal & General.

Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.

Sex with your Partner - Standard Life.

Sex with someone Different - Go Compare.

Sex with a Fat bird - More Than.

Sex On the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels.

Sex with a posh bird - Privileged.

Sex with an OAP - Saga !

Sex with a transvestite - confused.com !

Daz ;);)
 
... We need a thread for jokes ...
Hopefully more funny ones than that one mind ... But we should have one ;)

Sex on the telephone ... Wouldn't jab you in the ribs etc? I prefer mine on the bed
 
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