That is not a botanical phone! It's a cactus, and you should be very careful handling it! Don't bring it too close to your ears, it'll hurt you.
Which I found out myself, with a similar one in our window. Not that I mistook it for a phone - trained botanist, you know - but last week I bowed my arm too far over the sofa, and it attacked me.
I like the first one very much, Rob.