Critique Welcomed Don't Have A Cow, Man! (Or, Irises Don't Like Flash)

Not sure I understand the title. You artists can be so obscure!

What's going on, Brian? Nice awkward angles everywhere. How can the mind be stilled to contemplate Van Gogh's work?
 
I interpreted this a confrontation between the guard and the couple who I suspect took a photo of the Lilies using flash. What I like about this shot though, apart from the arrangement of the groups and the people in the groups, is the one gentleman sitting, serenely absorbed by the painting.
 
Ah, well, I know all about that, having become enraged at a stupid idiot in Edinburgh. Every January the National Gallery takes out the delicate watercolour sketches made by Turner, bequeathed to them with the proviso they are shown only in dim light, once a year. There is always a big turnout, and the staff say to everyone who enters: No Flash!

I couldn't believe it when the woman in front of me took her phone out, put it very close to the painting, without taking the flash off. Bam! I said. "What the Hell are you doing? You got told not to use flash!". She just gave me a silent V with her fingers. So, I told the staff, who were not at all pleased. They confronted her, then asked her to leave. The look she gave me was pure evil. LOL. OK, I grassed, I'm a grasser. But she deserved it.

Back to Brian's fotie. What's the cow got to do with it?
 
I am like Rob, I do not understand the title either unless the woman here is a dumb cow which is hard to tell from the picture. But I don't always understand the photographer either with his horn affiction albeit the image is colourful. :rolleyes:
 
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