Space... the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Carship Mercedes. Its five-minute mission, to explore strange new bypasses, to seek out new speed cameras and traffic jams. To boldly stand in queues that no man has stood in before.
As it does to us Canucks to the north. Or did before they started cable-casting every episode of "Top Gear" here in Canuckistan. After weeks of daily episodes from random years, we may be slightly confused, but politely accepting—which of course is the Canuckish way.
Hang on are you saying the right side's the wrong side... which means that the left side's the right side? I'm confused. Surely it's easier if the right side's the right side and the left side's the wrong side.