Favourite Quotes Thread

The whole of withnail and I needs a quote ... This bit in particular

Withnail: I've some extremely distressing news.
Marwood: I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear anything! Oh God, it's a nightmare, I tell you, it's a nightmare.
Withnail: We just ran out of wine. What are we gonna do about it?
Marwood: I don't know, I don't know. Oh God, I don't feel good. Look, my thumbs have gone weird! I'm in the middle of a bloody overdose. Oh God. My heart's beating like a ****ed clock! I feel dreadful, I feel really dreadful!
Withnail: So do I, so does everybody. Look at my tongue; it's wearing a yellow sock. Sit down for Christ's sake, what's the matter with you? Eat some sugar.
When challenged about his reputation for being late with manuscripts Douglas Adams replied,

"No, no, I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make when they go past!".

Vic Reeves is attributed with, "87.5% of statistics are made up on the spot!".
Five thirds of adults don't understand fractions!

The funny thing is that 5/3 is actually a fraction, a top heavy one in fact that equates to 1-2/3. However I don't see how this figure could be a result from a survey so I suppose the joke still stands.

Ah, that was a 3/2 nerdgasim (nerdgasim and a half for those of you in that orginal 5/3 of adults surveyed)