lets go with painted donkey. that just sounds like fun. since the stripes on the zebra are vertical is it now considered plaid with the horizontal bars?
Being male I can't be entirely sure without a feminine hand to guide me but I think I heard that vertical stripes and horizontal ones are not good match. However, being a Scot I can certainly appreciate any combination of patterns that produces a plaid.
That painted donkey sure is well-dressed, ain't she Beth?