The Doo's Hoose

[Rob MacKillop]

In Scotland, pigeons are called doos. And a house is a hoose. And here we have a very fine, though well-used, one:

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[Pete Askew]

What a wonderfully quirky thing. So, if the dove comes out of the right hand door it will be rainy and it it comes out of the left it will be...

 

[Rob MacKillop]

Dirty...