You need:
- a toddler racing towards you on a tricycle or a scooter, grinning
- Auntie Vi looking sheepish whilst Uncle Arthur puffs philosophically on his pipe
- all the babies together in the paddling pool with no clothes on...
- ... and little Joey then running towards the camera with his w***ie bobbing about
- Dad erecting the windbreak with a mallet at Weston-Super-Mare...
- ...whilst mum sits on a rickety seat eating a 99
- the family playing french cricket on the parched lawn, at slightly faster than normal speed
- some middle aged men still wearing ties and cardigans whilst barbecuing
- a 7-year-old blowing bubbles
- Tiddles the cat chasing a ball of wool
- Auntie Vi still looking sheepish whilst Uncle Arthur keeps puffing philosophically on that pipe
Continue the above in rotation for about 2 hours...