Heaven. Though Hell would be being stuck on the outside, as you have forced your family to be!
Oh...this has just triggered a memory from when I must have been five years old. The local toy shop had one of those crazy science-in-a-box educational presents which I was longing for. I saw the price was 7 pence, so I saved and I saved, and every day I gazed through the window at the box. When I finally saved the money in a tin, I asked my mum to come with me to buy it, but she broke the news to me that it was 7 shillings, an ENORMOUS sum. That was the day I discovered CLASS WAR!!