I'd better give the game away before this gets out of hand

I don't want to be banned for deception!
It's just a phone shot - DNG processed in Darktable with some 'interesting' colour tweak, grain, and some judicious use of the 'blurs' feature that aims to simulate actual optical blurring, albeit in a simplified fashion.
I was quite pleased with the 'authenticity' of it... hence the quiz.
Sorry it's dull...