Critique Welcomed Gathering for Battle

[Milan Vjestica]

"It was a rabbit I tell you."
"Are you sure your mother wasn't a hamster?"
"Do you smell elderberries?"

 

[Pete Askew]

I bet you hadn't been so cheeky to bloke on the door now!

 

[Milan Vjestica]

Me cheeky?

 

[Julian de'Courcy]

The newbies are a dead give away and bet they are picked on first.

 

[Milan Vjestica]

How ugly were the ones that had to wear chain mail over their faces?

Either y hat or they put it on backwards.

 

[Dave Farnes]

Do I see Nobby Nobbs and Sargent Colon in the front row?

 

[Milan Vjestica]

You know then Dave?

 

[Ivar Dahl-Larsen]

Very well done Milan, I think I saw Rob in there in disguise.

 

[Milan Vjestica]

Would he be the one at the back with the face covered in chainmail thinking you would not spot him?

 

[Ivar Dahl-Larsen]

No, I think it is he the one number 5 from left in the front row, but I'm not sure.

 

[Milan Vjestica]

Somehow I thought he was taller.

 

[Pete Askew]

Only when he's not in his half man, half poodle berserker mode!

 

[Milan Vjestica]

Is the poodle the aggressive half?

 

[Pete Askew]

I'll let you ask him that!

 

[Milan Vjestica]

At least I am a safe distance away!

 

[Rob MacKillop]

Don't make me lose my temper, lads, or I'll send a high-pitched yelp in your direction! By the way, I'm 6'3"...tall enough.

 

[Ivar Dahl-Larsen]

I knew it, he's referring to inches or cm. Scots are never considered tall, just broad.

 

[Brian Moore]

A fearsome looking force to be sure, Milan.

 

[Milan Vjestica]

As with all us men it is a game of inches!

I am 6'4" perhaps we should form an alliance Rob. The vertical achievers!