I wasn't long out of short trousers; maybe 10,11, 12 or more importantly going on 13 but way too young to be hanging around town every Friday night waiting for the Showbands to arrive in their mini buses. They always stopped in the Lower Square of our town, the Capital town of our County. Portlaoise, our town, could be found in the center of Southern Ireland, in the middle of the bog and the most inland town in Ireland. We rarely saw the sea.
The Lower Square of our town
Me and my friends collected 'Showbands', meaning we collected and swapped pictures of showbands who were all the rage in Ireland in the sixties.; drums, sax, trumpet, saxophone, bass, lead and rhythm guitar and the most important of all, the lead singer. Shiny esquire suits with a razor sharp crease in the legs was standard dress. No original songs here, just covers of the latest hits from England and America that we were probably already fed up with.
That's Joe Dolan in the front
This was the early sixties and The Drifters Showband were coming to Portlaoise; not just the Drifters but Joe effing Dolan and the Drifters and we were waiting for them, pen in hand for the autographs, outside Egans Restaurant in the Lower Square because we knew the bands always had their meal there before going on to play in Danceland, our local dance hall.
Danceland as I remember it.
But this evening things were beginning to look a bit bad. Fuck them said Seanie Fitzpatrick, they have given us the slip and the bastards must have gone straight to the hall. Not to be outwitted, we headed for the hall. We waited another few hours, outside the closed doors of the hall only to be told by the Conga Brophy, who lived next door, that the dance had been cancelled and ye might as well go home now to your Mammies and Daddies, where ye all should be at this hour of the night.
Years later I crossed the floor of Danceland, terrified, to ask a girl for the very first time to dance with me.
Joe died in 2007 and a motorway now sits on the site of Danceland. Danceland, and many other dance halls in Ireland, was owned by Albert Reynolds who went on to become Prime Minister of the Republic of Ireland.
Some of you may remember Make Me An Island by Joe Dolan and it, amongst lots of his other recordings, went on to be a huge international hit in 1969 and was kept off the No 1 spot in the UK by "Get Back' by the best band there ever was.
Memories indeed.