"No one is using the sofa."

[Steve Boykin]

"You might want to try that. Also, cut the light off on your way out."

 

[Rob MacKillop]

Ha. I'm sure you've uploaded one very similar to this before, Steve. Same bed. Same attitude. But it's a fine shot. The poor things do look knackered.

 

[Pete Askew]

It's your fault for wearing them out! There is a comedy birthday card I like which shows an elderly lady shooing a guest to their room in her small guest house. On the bed are several dogs and she is telling her guest, to his dismay, "It was rather chilly so I have put an extra dog on your bed!".