LOL! Ain't gonna happen, Gavin. But it's a very cool idea. In fact I love the notion of a stationary camera fired remotely. But I don't use a tripod anyway. (Parkbenchpod, pitcherpod, wallpod, fencepod, car-roofpod, treepod<--closest I've come to using a tripod in some time--discarded4x4blockpod, pavementpod, two-fingerstabilizerpod--sometimes one or thumb--setofkeysoncarroofpod, tablepod, tumblerpod, winebottlepod, beercanpod, chairpod, sumdayelse'sshoulderpod, sidewalkpod, carwindowpod, coffeecuppod--sometimes tea--rockpod, boulderpod, balletbarpod, beerbarbarpod, etc. I've used all of these as stabilizers in recent months but not a tripod.