Why put it to waste??

[Dan Cattermole]

Okay, It's happened, I've had a grilling of my wife, spent time at A&E, had today off work, and lost a days pay....... and not to mention I'm in a great deal of pain..

But why waste the opportunity???!!

So, as you all know, no make up was used in the making of these photos.... just camera and PP
It's a good chance to make a bit of photog art out of my f***ups.

Thanks for looking..... and laughing!!

 

[Kev Pugh]

The First DD looks like something Weegee would shoot

 

[Dan Cattermole]

 

[Pete Askew]

The First DD looks like something Weegee would shoot

Nah, too much life still in it!!

Love the third one Dan - looking very sorry for yourself!! Whereas the second almost has a touch of the autopsy room about it!

 

[Dan Cattermole]

Nah, too much life still in it!!

Love the third one Dan - looking very sorry for yourself!! Whereas the second almost has a touch of the autopsy room about it!

I must of been looking at the gravel on impact before I died!

yeah, I didn't really look at it that way to be fair Pete.

 

[Rob MacKillop]

Good shots. Touch of the, "you lookin at me?" with the first.

 

[Dan Cattermole]

Good shots. Touch of the, "you lookin at me?" with the first.

Thanks Rob, I didn't know I could pull a face like that without, I mean, with a mask on!
It's a technique I've mastered for a while!

 

[Darren Turner]

brilliant idea.....not really liking 2, much prefer 1 & 3 & PP really suits the subject.

all its missing is a bit more gore on your left cheeky..........why not go have a fight with neighbours cat or sommat..

Daz

 

[Dan Cattermole]

brilliant idea.....not really liking 2, much prefer 1 & 3 & PP really suits the subject.

all its missing is a bit more gore on your left cheeky..........why not go have a fight with neighbours cat or sommat..

Daz

Thanks Darren.
I thought number 2 would be a bit to scary for you.
I see what you mean though, it is different to the rest and I did worry it didn't fit in.

And do you really think a cat is going to do anything for/to me??? I have 'cat' in my name!! why not get into a fight with......myself!!!!!

 

[Pete Askew]

Oh you don't need to go to all of that trouble Dan. I'm sure your wife will oblige!!

 

[Paul Lange]

Well at least you get bragging rights down the pub and the alcohol will mix nicely with the pain killers for that comfortably numb feeling.

 

[Dan Cattermole]

Lucky to get to the pub now Paul...... I'm grounded!!!

 

[Pete Askew]

No, you were grounded. Now you're just not allowed out on your own!!

 

[Paul Lange]

But your the master of disguise with all those masks and all.

 

[Dan Cattermole]

To the members of public maybe...... but my wife knows all of them!

 

[Dan Cattermole]

No, you were grounded. Now you're just not allowed out on your own!!

Agreed!

 

[Chris Dodkin]

Looks like a post boxing match set - not sure you got the judges decision though!

Props for taking the shots - must have taken your mind off the pain for a few minutes?

 

[Kev Pugh]

Reckon he'll only be allowed out with reins on for a while

 

[Pete Askew]

I think I may have the solution!!

Welcome to Sumo Suits Direct!

 

[Kev Pugh]

He'd just end up knocking everyone else over though Pete, a padded cell might be the best option, I dare say Mrs DD has already sourced a suitable solution