Your card is well and truly marked me old cock..............

[Pete Sykes]

I am close, very close to taking a shotgun to this thing . He sits on the fence about 30 feet from my office window and spends all damn day "cock a doodle doing"..................

 

[Hamish Gill]

I have a crazy budgie ... I know your pain!

 

[Beth Carter]

can't you just turn it into a chicken?

 

[Pete Sykes]

can't you just turn it into a chicken?

............. If I take careful aim then maybe I could

 

[Dan Cattermole]

Mmmmmh, fried chicken!

 

[Chris Dodkin]

He's clearly got your number Pete

 

[Lesley Jones]

We have a cockerel, but he only does mornings