This Is Your captain Speaking ...

[John Holland]

We are about to depart. Please place your seat ...
To quote "Airplane": "Don't call me Shirley"; "Rodger, Rodger"

 

[Ivar Dahl-Larsen]

I call Shirley ever so often John, roger? Nice image, where did he take you?

 

[Pete Askew]

I hope that's a check list and not a crossword he's planning on doing later!