Outer Space Fireball Spotted; Mainstream Media Won't Report It

[Brian Moore]

I was out and about at lunchtime one day and I noticed this fireball heading right at a pawn shop:

It missed the pawn shop though and bounced off the corner of this apartment building nearby:

I think its terrible that the mainstream media elite continue to cover these events up.

Good thing I had my Vivitar PN2011 with the flipped lens and Walgreens brand 200 ASA film handy.

 

[Chris Dodkin]

The truth is out there

Watch the skies

Elephants never forget

There's a hazelnut in every bite...

 

[Pete Askew]

Glad you managed to capture this Brian. But I'm beginning to have my doubts... A hazelnut in every bite?!

 

[Brian Moore]

I do it as a community service, Pete. Thanks for recognizing my contribution.

Chris: What's with the hazelnuts?

 

[Pete Askew]

He's just thinking back to the days when you needed two hands to hold a Mars Bar and a Walnut Whip had a nut at the bottom as well!! He hasn't realised yet that these are false memories implanted by alien technology!!

 

[Brian Moore]

Er,...those memories are false, Pete?

 

[Pete Askew]

Either that or the manufacturers are cheating us - so it looks like it I'm afraid!!

 

[Chris Dodkin]

Pete's memory implants are faulty

A Hazelnut in ever bite!

 

[Paul Lange]

Pete isn't from the same planet as us, the aliens experimented with different memories on different cultures you see.

 

[Pete Askew]

That could be right and probably explains why I have so much trouble getting out of bed in the mornings - I'm obviously used to lower gravity!!

 

[Glen Roberts]

Pete's memory implants are faulty

A Hazelnut in ever bite!

I thought he was talking about Squirrell Sh!t !!!!

 

[Chris Dodkin]

LMAO!